'You have a choice of spoon or fork.'

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'The views expressed by this club are those
of the club alone and do not necessarily
represent those of Phemisaurus.'

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'You can't argue with the laws of nature
...this is you here, by the way.'

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'Stop laughing!'

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'Neutrality. It works for me.'

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'Damn, you look good in that little number.'

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'Well? What more evidence do
you need for your inferiority?'

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'Yeah. But. What is pain anyway?
I mean, it's so difficult to define.'

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'Stop oppressing me,
I have a right to clean my feet!'

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'And that's where this stuff, whatyamacallit,
consent comes in. Now where did I put it?'

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'You'll be safe in there, my little morsel.
Never can be too careful, what with all
them man-eating dinos about.'

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'Waiter! There's a penis in my soup.'

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'Ewww, that's totally gross!
Look at the disgusting growth on that one!'

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'Oh, goody, it's finally here!
Phemi's waited ages for this one.'

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'Smile!'

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'Don't look at me like that.
I'm a pro-meat vegan.'







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'Where's the expiry date on this thing?'

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'Huh? Where? What privilege?'

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'Nah mate, my erection problem
is a tad bit different from yours,
but thanks for the advice anyhow.'

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'This demonstration will teach you everything you
need to know about objectivity in the mass media.
Basically, I club you over the head. Then, when I'm

finished, you can club me over the head an equal
number of times.'

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'There is nothing worse than tanlines.'

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Professor Terribilis says:
'Never underestimate the importance of
laughing your oppressor in the face'

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'Granted, post-modernism is somewhat difficult
to explain, but all you need to remember is that
you are a man of agency and you can choose
how to feel about being clubbed over the head'.

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'Sir, we have your test results back. The diagnosis is, as we suspected, Chauvanitis Pigisoma and the prognosis... well, ahem, why don't you take a seat first.'

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'So, your need to dominate is genetically
determined, is it? Then I'm afraid I don't have
a cure, but, on the bright side, I can ensure that
you don't pass it on to the next generation.'

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'Let me get this straight,
you are his best friend
and he did that to you?'

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'Wait 'til I tell you about this great new diet I found.'

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'Well, it's your own stupid fault if it hurts.
I told you to keep still.
Why can't you just relax and enjoy it?'

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'OK, so, I have embarrasing hair growth, like, all over,
but will you love me anyway, please, please, please?'

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'Mate, this must be some sort of misunderstanding.
I mean, isn't this "lift & separate" thingymajiggy
better suited to those dangly bits between your legs?'

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'Of course I take you seriously, schmoopsie-poo.'

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'Don't look so worried.
I'm just going to exercise my freedom of speech.'

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'What do you mean, you don't want a lap dance?'

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'I really don't mind anal sex.
It's not painful at all.'

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'I always try to put myself in men's position.'

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'Here's me giving head.
He said I was doing it wrong.
Something about the teeth.'

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'I tried lipstick.
It gave me dinorrhoea.'

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'Stilettos?
Fabulous for those hard to reach places.'

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'Because I'm worth i-
Huh? On my teeth?
Oh, how embarassing.'

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